"Are you wearing the Ch…"
Chanel Boots? Yeah, I am.
*gets gay married during the purge*
one of my friends went up to my portuguese dad and asked “you’re portuguese right?” and he said “no im portugoose there is only one of me” and I started crying
I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one.
I fucking watched this for 5 minutes. 😂
when two of ur friends are closer to each other than they are to u
heterosexuals say we are pushing our sexuality on children and then they have the nerve to dress their infants in shirts that say shit like “chicks dig my chunky thighs” okay
I lose my shit every time I see this
best of “she wears short skirts”
this is important
For future reference.
For those who would ever need it. -C
reblogging here because i can see this being relevant to anyone who’s ever tried to get out of an abusive relationship
Reblogging because that last comment made me reread the whole thing in a new light and realize this could be vital information. So, putting it out there for everyone, and hoping no one ever really needs it.